Paradox Goon's Milk! Aftershave Splash
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ALCOHOL FREE AFTERSHAVE FORMULA!
6 ounces (177ml)
Aqua Di Goon Paradox Scent
Top notes: Mandarin, Lime, Bergamot, Neroli
Mid notes: Ozone, Jasmine, Hyacinth, Cyclamen, Coriander, Rose
Base notes: White Musk, Cedar, Oakmoss, Amber
We love shaving here at Lockhart’s. It’s the one self-care experience that men get to own as their own.
Introducing GOON'S MILK! Aftershave Splash
Experience a highly moisturizing and nourishing splash immediately after shaving. A meticulously crafted blend of natural ingredients infused with vitamins E, B3, and B5. Designed to soothe your skin and eliminate stubborn impurities post-shave, while also moisturizing and clarifying your skin.
GMO Free - No Parabens - Cruelty Free - Vegan
Directions: Shake a small amount of Goon's MILK! Aftershave Splash into your hand, rub palms together and apply directly to your skin.
DOES NOT ACTUALLY CONTAIN ANY DAIRY! DO. NOT. CONSUME.
For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes. Keep out of reach of children. Discontinue use if irritation occurs.
So what's in it you ask?
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Aloe Leaf Juice
- Witch Hazel
- Water
- Glycerin
- Fragrance
- Polysorbate-80
- Vitamin E
- Potassium Alum
- Panthenol (Pro-Vitamin B5)
- Allantoin
Why do we use these ingredients:
- ALOE LEAF JUICE: A highly soothing ingredient that reduces inflammation and prevents razor burn to keep your skin clear and soft.
- VITAMIN E: Super hydrating ingredients to keep your skin healthy and hydrated.
- GLYCERIN: draws moisture to the skin keeping your skin moisturized all day.
- WITCH HAZEL: Helps clean out pours, reduces inflammation, and prevents razor burn.
- POTASSIUM ALUM: Acts as an astringent, helping stop bleeding from small cuts and nicks while shaving.
- PANTHENOL: Soothes irritation and reduces the appearance of red blotches on your skin.
- POLYSORBATE-80: An emulsifying agent that allows fragrance and oils mix properly into water as well as enhancing the penetrative effects of the other key super ingredients, making the other vitamins and nutrients penetrate deep in your skin, moisturizing several layers deep.
- ALLANTOIN: A moisturizing agent that prevents dry skin and irritation that also acts as an exfoliant, helping to remove impurities from your skin.
- DISTILLED WATER: Has any and all of the impurities removed.
- Most importantly, our Goon's MILK! Aftershave Splash has NO nasty chemicals, nothing you can't pronounce. Just wonderful ingredients that keep your skin feeling and looking it's best all day, everyday!


Our Story,
"Lockhart’s Authentic makes badass grooming products for those who do things their own way. Handcrafted, barber-tested, and built without shortcuts. We stand for real quality, real community, and real style. No hype. No compromise."
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